I had a terrifying experience with the genie-esque King Khan and BBQ Show. It was all captured on videotape, and showed on television on NYCTV’s New York Noise. Now it can be seen on the internet.
The clip begins at the 6:00 mark at this link.
Watch my interview with Woods on NYCTV’s New York Noise here! (It’s after the commercial and the Beirut video and “the Star Spangled Banner” video.)
Watch my interview with Takka Takka on NYCTV’s New York Noise here!
Watch my interview with The Pains of Being Pure At Heart on NYCTV’s New York Noise here!
MC Steinberg vs Alvaro: The Twittar Rap Battle!
It all started when The Best Show on WFMU’s Associate Producer Mike made a suggestion. I got Rhymefest’s two cents on the matter. It grew into this. Here’s my side, what do you got Alvaro?
Edit: Alvaro’s Diss Track
As of late I’ve had lots and lots and lots and lots of bad luck, but this takes the cake. I got the swine flu. The piggie disease. I don’t know how I got it, but I think Tuesday morning had something to do with it.
This past Tuesday, at around 6 in the morning, a construction worker woke me up, as I had fallen asleep on a pile of metal debris that was once part of a hotel. A bunch of the guys started asking me questions like “Why are you here?” and “What were you doing sleeping on a stack of rubble?” I was still bewildered from waking up so suddenly (the guy rudely nudged me) and I honestly had no idea how I got there.
Assuming I was homeless (only partially correct), they offered me money to eat garbage. I had no problem doing this, as it was sort of “my thing” in elementary school.
The only time I hesitated is when a guy handed me something that was probably medical waste. It had the biohazard symbol and he said he got it from a local hospital to “see how far this little motherf—-er will go for five bucks.” I got a weird feeling eating the contents of the small package, as it consisted of things like gauze and bags of goo, but I did it anyway.
Later in the week, my doctor (Burt) told me that I more than likely have the swine flu, and he quarantined (straightjacketed) me in a small racquetball court until I either die, or a cure is discovered. The last thing I want is for this pandemic to become an epidemic!
So, in the meantime I will continue to prepare for my upcoming rap battle with Alvaro, which you can hear this Tuesday at 6pm, the first rap battle held exclusively on Twittar.
Until then, I shall be cursing the pigs that put me here.
