April 2010
1 post
A Night Of Improv Comedy And Begging For Food
Dumpster Tequila, The Makeouts and Dog Court! Hosted by me! Saturday, April 10 at 10pm! At The Creek (10-93 Jackson Ave Long Island City, NY 11101) If you bring a can of food, I will have something to eat tonight. Steiny hungry.
March 2010
1 post
The Feed The Steinberg Campaign
Hey Steinbergers!
It’s been a—hold on, nosebleed.
It’s been a while since I last posted. Mainly because I have been working on a project for some time now that is very important to me.
I have accepted that before you are successful, you need the really hard period where you struggle to get by. Any money I get is from medical testing, which goes immediately to my talent agent...
January 2010
1 post
September 2009
1 post
I Started A War, But I Just Wanted Peace
For the past few months, I have been tormented by bullies. They weren’t schoolyard bullies, but instead a rotating group of mean old construction workers I pass by everyday better known as Locals 64, 184, and 218 of the AFL-CIO. I occasionally sleep in the debris of the site they’re working on, so I’m there almost daily.
After getting me to eat medical waste for money the...
July 2009
4 posts
That's What I Call A Summer Bummer
Every month, I take a day and navigate a sewer system. I strap on a helmet, grab a flashlight, tape a laser pointer to my wrist, slip into some Scooba gear, pack some lunch(ables), fill some plastic bags up with air (for oxygen), and head underground.
You’d be surprised what you find in the sewers! One time I found some parts to a disassembled bicycle, and another time I found a bunch of...
Welcome To My House
This is where I have been living lately. I was evicted from my apartment (as seen in the hit docudrama, Steinjive) and I needed a place to stay! It just so happened that somebody left their car there (their tires were slashed by “somebody”), and I guess they didn’t have the time or money to move it out of the lot. What a coincidence.
So if you’re ever in the area, just hop the fence and say...
MC Steinberg Celebrates New York Noise's 5th...
In case you’ve been living under a rock, (or say, an abandoned car in the parking lot of the abandoned Service Merchandise in the seedy part of town) you should know that New York Noise on NYCTV is the go-to place for amazing music videos, unless you count the internet. The best thing, is that while watching the show, I sometimes pop up and turn the show from a 6.5 to a 7.3! I was...
MC Steinberg at CMJ 2008
June 2009
3 posts
MC Steinberg Interviews King Khan & BBQ Show
I had a terrifying experience with the genie-esque King Khan and BBQ Show. It was all captured on videotape, showed on television on NYCTV’s New York Noise and can now be seen via the world wide web.
MC Steinberg Interviews Woods
MC Steinberg Interviews Takka Takka
May 2009
4 posts
MC Steinberg Interviews The Pains of Being Pure At...
Watch my interview with The Pains of Being Pure At Heart on NYCTV’s New York Noise here!
April 2009
3 posts
I Got The Swine Flu.
As of late I’ve had lots and lots and lots and lots of bad luck, but this takes the cake. I got the swine flu. The piggie disease. I don’t know how I got it, but I think Tuesday morning had something to do with it.
This past Tuesday, at around 6 in the morning, a construction worker woke me up, as I had fallen asleep on a pile of metal debris that was once part of a hotel. A bunch...
WORLD PREMIERE! Steinjive: The MC Steinberg Motion...
The MC Steinberg documentary, Steinjive can be viewed at http://steinjive.com now! This past Spring, a group of documentary filmmakers followed hip-hop rapper MC Steinberg as he prepared for the biggest show of his career. The actual events captured by our camera crew would not only showcase the critically-acclaimed art of this underground phenomenon, but also the tortured soul of a genius on...
It's Official! MCSTEINBERG.COM Exists!
That’s right, Steinbergers. I’m real now. I have a “dot com”.
I had been worried about having a “dot com” since the “dot com” explosion ruined so many lives. But, I felt that it was about darn time I took the plunge, and plunged I did!
I hate to spoil the secret, but it’s so easy. You only have to pay $30 a month via credit card (none of...
March 2009
4 posts
Please Donate To WFMU
This Tuesday on 91.1 (for NY & NJ) or wfmu.org between 8pm & 11pm to donate to The Best Show on WFMU for the WFMU Marathon. WFMU is a non-profit, commercial/sponsor-free awesome radio station, and this is the only way they can make money.
BONUS! You donate $75 or more, you get 2 CD’s: a new Scharpling & Wurster album, as well as a CD featuring exclusive tracks by the likes of,...
February 2009
3 posts
100 Truths About MC Steinberg
With all of this social networking sh’bazz going on these days, it feels like everybody is a bit more willing to share certain facts about their life to help people get to know them better.
Since there is no such thing as a bandwagon I refuse to jump on, I present 100 things you may or may not know about me, list style:
GETTING TO KNOW YOU
001. Real name → MC Steinberg 002....
Kidnapped. Again.
Welp, looks like 2009 won’t be a Steinyear after all. I got kidnapped, again. This time it was for the stupidest reason. I’m not sure if I mentioned the first time I was kidnapped on the Steinblog, but I guess I had it coming. There was this gang in my town, and they had killed two people in one week. So, I figured that if I found their “hangout” (an abandoned factory...
No Mo Toe
I’ll be returning to New York Noise this month! I’ll have a weekly segement where I’ll be interviewing bands and other folks. I won’t give away too much, but expect to see somebody who played a character named “Pete” on a show that once aired on “Nickelodeon” in the early 90’s. Look for it later this month on NYCTV in New York, and online...
December 2008
3 posts
A HOLLAday Reminder: Watch Out For Stomach Aches
During this, the holiest of all seasons, I have to implore you to watch what you eat. I was just in a freezing cold porto-john at a local construction site, blasting out what seemed like gallons of “figgy pudding” for nearly two hours.
So here’s a holiday reminder from your old pal jolly old MC Steinberg: watch what you eat. That delicious honey-glazed ham will give you a...
Reppin' the Streets of Newark
Thanks to everybody involved with my last show in Newark at the Kilkenny Alehouse, including the promoters, Manchild and We Are The Seahorses! They even gave me a tree!
So I fell asleep outside again last night. And I woke up covered in snow! I was very suprised.
So, because it’s too cold to do anything else here in New Jersey, I proudly present you you, a sneak preview of the upcoming documentary of moi, Steinjive: The MC Steinjive Motion Picture! It was directed by Don Takano, and filmed earlier this year. Warning: this scene was extremely painful for me...
November 2008
2 posts
STEINJIVE: THE MC STEINBERG MOTION PICTURE
Steinjive.com has hit the web! Take a few moments to surf it, or send it in an e-mail to your friends!
July 2008
1 post
This is what we movie stars call a teaser.
(I’m just kidding about the “movie star” thing. Movie stars don’t cry to the Ronald McDonald statue, just because he’s the only one that will listen.)
June 2008
3 posts
RE: Hipster Runoff →
hipsterrunoff:
I wonder if MC Steinberg will ever interview any of my favourite alt-celebs/Masked DJs.
Yes! I will! I just typed “alt-celebs” into Lycos and found nothing helpful.
Is this what he means?
I’ll try.
P.S. “Hipster” makes me think of underpants. Thus, “Hipster Runoff” makes me think of December 4, 2000. The day I made hipster runoff in...
May 2008
2 posts
Mad Props →
Thanks, Poorboys on the Road! (I don’t speak a lick of Italian, but I’m sure this is a positive review!)
April 2008
1 post
Thanks For The Big Ups, Blogasfear! →
I got a little love in The Rawking Refuses To Stop, check it out!
March 2008
1 post
February 2008
28 posts
Does anyone know how to re-attach a toenail?
– Me (earlier today)
MC Steinberg's "Paper Planes" on Hipster Runoff! →