February 2008
28 posts
Spooktactular
I love Halloween, Steinbergers. Everything about it from the haunting to the safe fun. Some people may not know the history of Halloween. I do not either.
I decided to count down my top ten favorite things about Halloween. THIS IS MY LIST:
THE FRESH PRINCE & DJ JAZZY JEFF’S “A NIGHTMARE ON MY STREET”
There’s no better song to put me in the spookin’ AND...
“Does anyone know how to re-attach a toenail?”
– Me (earlier today)
MC Steinberg's "Paper Planes" on Hipster Runoff! →
MC Steinberg & We Are The Seahorses on Brooklyn... →
MC Steinberg on WRSU radio! →
MC Steinberg Interview On Hipster Runoff →
Steinberg World
Many would say that I’m pretty ambitious. Some would say that I’m a little too ambitious sometimes. A few would say I’m a crazy goon with unrealistic views on life.
Anyway, my biggest goal in life is to have my own theme park.
Steinberg World would be a family-friendly theme park based around me. It would be a little bigger than Disneyland, and would be chock full rides and...
Awesomely Awesome
There’s too much negative energy floatin’ around in this bathtub we call Earth. At least that’s what my Payotay guy told me when we were lost in the desert. That’s why I am going to look at the positives in the world, and count down…
That’s right, I’m going to count down the top 10 things in the world to be happy about! I have eliminated certain...
Homeless (For Now)
So… I slept under a car last night. It was a Geo Tracker. Don’t ask me why or how it happened because I couldn’t tell you. I don’t remember a thing. The only thing I can say, is that it might have had something to do with the dollar store being robbed.
If you didn’t know, I work at a dollar store. It may not the best job in the world, but who likes their jobs?...
Summer + Fun = Fummer
ATTENTION STEINBERGERS!
The summer has arrived!
And with it, a whole slew of opportunities to have the time of your life! The kids are getting out of school, the days are longer, and the dog just sits there and sleeps all day.
So, as an official summer expert, I thought I would count down the top 10 things to do during the summer! Let’s Go!
10. Volunteering
Taking some time out to...
The Four Elements of Hip Hop
Well, as I usually do on Saturdays, I rode around on the subway quitetly rapping to myself. I figure that will one day catch the attention of say, a “Russel Simmonds” or “Africa Bambarta”, and I’ll be offered a record contract and do songs with big names and become uberfamous.
That has kind of been my life plan.
Well, it hasn’t been working to the degree...
You're NOT going to believe this but...
I literally got bitten by a crack addict.
It’s been a tough week, to say the least, but I’m just trying to get a handle on the situation. Here’s the story:
My Thursday From Hel-
9:15 am
I wake up nice and early to buy a lottery ticket and some candy. I was walking into the local Seven 11, and I spent more money than I had thought, buying some Doritos X-13d. (It’s a...
Mugged Again :P
Meat Loaf was the busdriver in Spice World.
Hey Steinbergers!
I’m just back from another exhaustive trip to the police station. Big suprise, I was mugged again.
This is the seventh time I’ve been mugged. Fourth time at gunpoint. Luckily, every time I’ve been mugged, I had no money on me, just various fan club cards and coupons.
Now I know you may be thinking, “mabye...
Ever Wonder?
I apologize for the ad above… Gotta pay Mom’s bills.
So, a few nights ago, I was laying in the tub and was wondering… how are fireworks made? I came up with so many questions about fireworks, that by sunrise, I knew what I was going to do the next day!
So, I took a trip down to speak with Dean Waskrun, who owns Fireworks Emporium in Harriet, Pennsylvania to get a few...
Celebritargets
Hey Steinbergers! I’m chock full of sadness today. Let’s just cut to the chase…
I was robbed at gunpoint. It’s about the third time this has happened, and I’m starting to think it’s my fault.
“Whoa”
You may be thinking… “How’s it your fault, brah?”
I’ll tell you how. I think that my being such a megastar and all...
Soul Train = Picky
If I’ve learned anything in this crazy life I’ve lived, one thing is for sure. Soul Train is Picky.
For the uninformed, Soul Train is America’s largest platform for Hip-Hop & R&B entertainers. So many successful people have ”rode the train”, here’s just a small example:
Ashford & Simpson
Candi Staton
Kris Kross
Blue Magic
Mary Jane...
'97 Til Infinity
Scientifically, I wasn’t born in 1997. It was just one super-cool year! And it was the year I found my calling! Let’s reminisce, shall we…
The big flick that year was Titanic.
This film literally changed my life. I realized that if God had dealt me a different card, I could be floating in the ocean somewhere. But instead I’m one of the best hip-hop rappers in the...
Payotay
I’m Back!
I decided the best way as a hip-hop rapper to rediscover my roots is to simply travel to Death Valley, California, and search for my West Side roots.
I saw some cool things!
This is an armadillo (get your mind out of the gutter), I don’t know much about these dudes, but they look pissed, so I avoid them at all costs.
Tell me about it, Ed! It was so damn hot! I mean,...
Party Time!
Well, I’m on a roll.
TWO NIGHTS OF SLEEP!
My insomnia is fading away! So, I decided to celebrate this occasion with a morning out!
8:50
I got to Java Jane’s Bagels, and had one tasty plain buttered toasted bagel. This guy was sitting near me. He was slone, and thus, needed someone to be his friend, right? Well, we talked for about a minute, and then he looked at his watch and...
